Groucho Marx Quotes (page 2)
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
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