Groucho Marx Quotes (page 14)
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From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I`d rather dance with the cows until you come home.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
