George F. Burns Quotes

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can`t remember if it`s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Keywords: can :: drink :: drunk :: fourteenth :: get :: if :: is :: it :: me :: one :: only :: or :: remember :: takes :: the :: thirteenth :: to :: trouble

Subject: Drinking Quotes :: Funny Quotes :: Humor Quotes

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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn`t ask me, I`d still have to say it.

Keywords: and :: ask :: avoiding :: didn :: have :: if :: important :: is :: it :: key :: longevity :: me :: most :: say :: single :: still :: stress :: tension :: the :: to :: what :: worry :: would :: you

Subject: Longevity Quotes :: Stress Quotes :: Worry Quotes

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Keywords: and :: as :: beginning :: close :: ending :: good :: have :: having :: is :: of :: possible :: secret :: sermon :: the :: then :: to :: together :: two

Subject: Sermons Quotes

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Keywords: at :: five :: had :: is :: pimples :: retirement :: ridiculous :: sixty :: still :: was :: when

Subject: Retirement Quotes

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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

Keywords: air :: and :: can :: clean :: dirty :: remember :: sex :: the :: was :: when

Subject: Environment Quotes :: Past Quotes :: Sex Quotes

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