George Carlin Quotes
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn`t mean the circus has left town.
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I do this real moron thing, it`s called thinking, and I`m not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.
| Name | George Carlin |
| Height | 5' 10" (178 cm) |
| Eye Color | Blue |
| Hair Color | Grey |
| Date of Birth | May 12, 1937 |
| Birthplace | Manhattan, New York City, New York |
| Star Sign | Taurus |
| Died | June 22, 2008 (Aged 71) |
| Location of Death | Santa Monica, California |
| Cause of Death | heart failure |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Comic |
| Category | American Comic |
