George Carlin Quotes (page 5)

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

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[March 1997] We use up words like "spiritual" so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago "spiritual" had a distinct meaning. But now there`s a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus -- is "bogosity" ...

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To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

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Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

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