George Carlin Quotes (page 4)

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

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Subject: Driving Quotes :: Funny Quotes

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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse

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Subject: Animals Quotes :: Children Quotes :: Death and Dying Quotes :: Possibility Quotes

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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck

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Subject: Alcohol Quotes :: Funny Quotes :: Humor Quotes :: Women Quotes

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Don`t sweat the petty things and don`t pet the sweaty things

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Subject: Humor Quotes

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Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day

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