George Carlin Quotes (page 3)

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I`m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

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Subject: Church Quotes :: Humor Quotes :: Nations Quotes :: Separation Quotes

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The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is

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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where`s the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose

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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

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