George Carlin Quotes (page 2)
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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don`t have as many people who believe it.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
