George Burns Quotes (page 3)
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can`t remember if it`s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I was always taught to respect my elders and I`ve now reached the age when I don`t have anybody to respect.
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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If you live to be one hundred, you`ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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This is the sixth book I`ve written, which isn`t bad for a guy who`s only read two.
