Fred Allen Quotes (page 2)
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer`s heart.
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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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I can`t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
