Erma Bombeck Quotes
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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Don`t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That`s why dreamers are lonely.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
| Name | Erma Bombeck |
| Date of Birth | February 21, 1927 |
| Birthplace | Dayton, OH |
| Star Sign | Pisces |
| Died | April 22, 1996 (Aged 69) |
| Location of Death | San Francisco, CA |
| Cause of Death | died from medical complications related to her kidney transplant |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Journalist |
| Category | American Journalist |
