Erma Bombeck Quotes (page 4)
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".
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Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they`re not trying to keep up with you.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he`s a priest.
