Erma Bombeck Quotes (page 2)
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I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn`t danced on television.
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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
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