Eric Cartman Quotes (page 2)

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Kenny`s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.

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If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!

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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I`d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

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Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

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Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.

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