New York`s such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I`d like a card." He says, "You have to prove you`re a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn`t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, `Get off me, you two!`
