Emo Philips Quotes (page 9)
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
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England is better only because I stand out there as `unusual`.
Source: brainyquote.com
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
