Emo Philips Quotes (page 8)
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I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there`s never any gum under any of them.
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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, `Get off me, you two!`
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I asked my girlfriend, `Will you marry me?` She said, `We`ll have to ask my father.` So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, `Hello!`
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How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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