I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don`t know I`m only using blanks.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I`m going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You`ll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won`t be able to get into the corners very well."
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
