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Emo Philips Quotes (page 6)

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I was the kid next door`s imaginary friend.

Keywords: door :: friend :: imaginary :: kid :: next :: the :: was

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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

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I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn`t any gum under any of them.

Keywords: any :: bar :: barstool :: but :: from :: get :: gum :: hopping :: in :: lucky :: night :: of :: other :: the :: them :: there :: to :: trying :: under :: was :: wasn

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I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don`t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Keywords: about :: and :: asked :: caught :: childbirth :: don :: either :: ever :: going :: got :: heard :: how :: if :: in :: is :: know :: ladies :: men :: of :: on :: once :: pain :: pains :: real :: seem :: the :: them :: themselves :: to :: two :: what :: zipper

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