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Emo Philips Quotes (page 4)

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Probably the toughest time in anyone`s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they`re the devil.

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People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don`t have an alibi.

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My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn`t have sex quite so often.

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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics` heads, where they are safe.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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