Ellen DeGeneres Quotes (page 7)
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, `Let there be light!` And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they`re just, like, `I can`t believe you don`t remember me!" I`m like, `Oh Dad I`m sorry!`
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I don`t understand the sizes anymore. There`s a size zero, which I didn`t even know that they had. It must stand for: `Ohhh my God, you`re thin.`
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you`re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She`s ninety-seven now, and we don`t know where the hell she is.
