Demetri Martin Quotes
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One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you`re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you`re not it does just the opposite. It`s like "hey, there`s an asshole."
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I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
| Name | Demetri Martin |
| Age | 35 |
| Height | 5' 11" (180 cm) |
| Date of Birth | May 25, 1973 |
| Birthplace | New York, New York |
| Star Sign | Gemini |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Comic |
| Category | American Comic |
