Dean Martin Quotes (page 3)
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I`d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that`s as good as you`re going to feel all day.
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Upon filing for divorce from his second wife: "I know it`s the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I`m no gentleman."
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On Orson Welles: What can you say about Orson Welles that Don Rickles hasn`t already said about him?!
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On his tee-total friend Pat Boone: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!"
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I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don`t drink, my body`s a drunk.