David Letterman Quotes (page 4)

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[Jay Leno on Letterman] "Dave is one of the few performers who can say something real vicious and have it come across as a cute aside."

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[on being a dad for the first time at 56] "By the time the child has trouble in life, you know, I`ll be dead. I`ll be long gone. By the time the kid`s out stealing cars, you know, Dad will be dead a few years."

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There`s not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth, who doesn`t enjoy a tasty beverage.

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The weather so cold in New York right now. And when I walked through Central Park this morning, I saw a squirrel warming up his nuts!

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I`m a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.

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