Dave Barry Quotes (page 2)

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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it`s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

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