Dave Barry Quotes
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you`re RIGHT! I NEVER would`ve thought of that!`