The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he`s running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, `Four more vowels, four more vowels.`
Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a do`s organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.
Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.
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Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, `If I can`t run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I`m out of here.`
