In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.
Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush`s budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with `Hey, look over there, it`s Saddam Hussein.`
As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we`ll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.