Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California`s schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.
During last night`s debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
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