Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, `Whatever you do, don`t tell Geraldo.`
Tom Cruise`s attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin`s attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.
The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney`s friends profiting from the war, the s...
If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you`re drunk.
