You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.
I always say there`s no more little girls, just boys with (breasts). Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They`re predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.
Nobody`s good. I hate it. I truly hate it. I mean, there`s a lot of guys doing stuff I admire, but stand-up-wise I feel very alone. I really miss [Bill] Hicks. I wish I could have put him on my show. And I really miss Sam [Kinison] a lot. Richard [Pryor]`...