Carrot Top Quotes (page 3)
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My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
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Like I told Howard, I can`t help it that I`m beautiful.
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It`s weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
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It`s our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn`t very funny.
