It`s the little things that count when you`re a daddy. Like taking your little girl for ice cream. First, you have to teach her about the concept of gravity. I can`t tell you how many ice creams I`ve had to pick up off the floor, rinse off and stick back ...
No parent must ever say, "Get the kids out of here, I`m trying to watch TV." The father who does start saying this is likely to see one of his children on the 6:00 news."