Bill Bryson Quotes
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When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
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There are things you just can`t do in life. You can`t beat the phone company, you can`t make a waiter see you until he`s ready to see you, and you can`t go home again.
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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.
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The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world`s population.
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The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don`t actually know what we actually know.
