Benny Hill Quotes (page 2)
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I thought I couldn`t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
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Girls are like pianos. When they`re not upright, they`re grand.
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Do unto others, then run.
