Artie Lange Quotes (page 3)
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If I get lucky enough one day to have Howard`s money and life... Actually, you know what, if I ever get Howard money I am going to retire.
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I`m not going to lie to you fellas, I`ve been drinking.
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I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust.
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I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics` darlings, you might say.
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I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.
