Albert Brooks Quotes
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When I die, if the word `thong` appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I`ve screwed up.
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We export films that are full of sleazy [penis] jokes and toilet humor - that`s why we`ve earned the affectionate nickname of the Great Satan. What`s seemingly benign, by our standards, is doing more damage to us around the world than anything I could eve...
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I`ve always felt like I work in a small little area that doesn`t represent anything like the rest of society.
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Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch.
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For so long afterward [9/11], whenever I heard anyone talk about Muslims, it was in association with terrorism. But I thought, what could I do in a teeny way - and believe me, it`s a teeny way - to defuse this? There had to be some way to separate the 1.5...
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| Name | Albert Brooks |
| Age | 61 |
| Height | 5' 10" (178 cm) |
| Date of Birth | July 22, 1947 |
| Birthplace | Beverly Hills, Los Angeles |
| Star Sign | Cancer |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Comic |
| Category | American Comic |
