Mitch Hedberg Quote
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don`t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don`t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can`t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, `Don`t even act like I didn`t get that doughnut, I`ve got the documentation right here... It`s in my file at home. ...Under "D".`
Mitch Hedberg
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