Jim Gaffigan Quote
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"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You`re just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy`s like, `HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!` ...You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you`re wasting HIS time. `Let`s go buddy! Holland tunnel!` `...Uh..I-I was just going to the store... I didn`t realize it was my shift. Well, let`s see... the Holland Tunnel is in my ass... alright?"
Jim Gaffigan
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