Radio Personality Quotes
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he`s stuck with so many bad actors who don`t know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
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If you`re a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you`re a conservative, anything you say is hateful.
Laura Schlessinger
Keywords: anything :: conservative :: hateful :: if :: is :: liberal :: protected :: re :: say :: youSubject: Conservatism Quotes :: Liberalism QuotesSource: thinkexist.com
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The people and circumstances around me do not make me what I am, they reveal who I am
Laura Schlessinger
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Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
Rush Limbaugh
Keywords: access :: allow :: easier :: established :: feminism :: mainstream :: the :: to :: unattractive :: was :: womenSubject: Feminism QuotesSource: thinkexist.com
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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
Garrison Keillor
Source: thinkexist.com
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It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn`t hear the barbarians coming.
Garrison Keillor
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Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either
Garrison Keillor
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I`m going to miss mine by just a few days
Garrison Keillor
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Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
Garrison Keillor
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When I was living on the street I would be standing out in front of Grauman`s Chinese Theater, leaning against my car and signing autographs and nobody had any idea that I was living in it. No one had any idea that I was going to pull my car around the co...
Danny Bonaduce
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This country has too many freedoms. (January 2002)
Howard Stern
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I`ve always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.
Howard Stern
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Most child actors were lucky enough to get the part in the first place. They cry and complain that now they are no longer little and cute Hollywood has no use for them. What we often fail to appreciate is that being little and cute may have been their onl...
Danny Bonaduce
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I like music that makes me want to kill myself.
Howard Stern
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Being a child star is great. It`s being a former child star that sucks.
Danny Bonaduce
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Standards have gone to an all-time low and I`m here to represent them. - April 1, 1998 upon announcing his new Saturday night late show on CBS.
Howard Stern
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
Adam Carolla
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[On his sex life in high school] "Our rap was that if girls could only look beyond the fact that we didn`t have great looks and see that we have great personalities, they would fall in love with us. The truth of the matter was we had really bad personalit...
Howard Stern
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I always resented the label of `shock jock` that the press came up with for me. Because I never intentionally set out to shock anybody.
Howard Stern
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There`s nothing like turning on the radio and listening to the high-speed chase that you`re leading police on!
Danny Bonaduce
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Writing a book just might be the hardest thing I`ve ever done, besides trying to get laid in college.
Howard Stern
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On the movie Forrest Gump (1994): I just wish for once Hollywood would make a realistic movie about retarded people, where a retarded guy leaves his house, people stare at him for a while and then lock him up.
Howard Stern
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Without idiots, there would be no geniuses.
Adam Carolla
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Gretchen was my light at the end of a long tunnel of pain and struggle. She made sure I got my act together and life has been so much better since she has been in it.
Danny Bonaduce
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You know why there`s a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.
Rush Limbaugh
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You could afford your house without the government if it weren`t for the government.
Rush Limbaugh
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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that`s all you`ve got, you`re dead in the water. It`s not good.
Howard Stern
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With guests who are `in the middle of the fight,` we`re able to hear their point-of-view on the topics, as well as advance our own feelings.
Sean Hannity
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Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats` new spending doesn`t? Will someone please ask that?
Rush Limbaugh
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Why should one U.S. airman give up his life when our national security is not in imminent danger?
Sean Hannity
