Actor Quotes
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
David Friedman
But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine.
Thomas Jefferson
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.
Thomas Jefferson
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov
Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Will Rogers
The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality.
Andrew Jackson
No heirloom of humankind captures the past as do art and language.
Theodore Bikel
Born again?! No, I`m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
Dennis Miller
You can`t help getting older, but you don`t have to get old.
George Burns
We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.
Harrison Ford
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That`s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
Will Rogers
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Sid Caesar
Banks have a new image. Now you have `a friend,` your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan King
If at first you don`t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There`s no point in being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields
If at first you don`t succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin Crisp
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
Graham Greene
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams.
Les Brown
If you can build a business up big enough, it`s respectable.
Will Rogers
If you drink don`t drive. Don`t even putt.
Dean Martin
It is a good idea to be alone in a garden at dawn or dark so that all its shy presence may haunt you and possess you in a reverie of suspended thought.
James Douglas
There is no dependence that can be sure but a dependence upon one`s self
John Gay
Politics doesn`t make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Groucho Marx
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers