See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don`t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn `em. `cause you know the musi...
James Maynard Keenan
Then I heard this young veteran on TV speaking about the war. It was John Kerry. He put everything I was feeling into words. Tonight, I`d like to let you know, that even before I met John Kerry, he was my brother. Even before I knew John Kerry, he was my ...
Max Cleland
I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel like human beings tonight? Then he said How many of you feel like animals? And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I ch...
Mitch Hedberg
A historic operation occurred over in Boston. Doctors successfully transplanted tissue from a pig`s brain to a man`s brain -- and the man`s brain did not reject it. That pretty much confirms what women have been saying about men. (From _"Tonight Show with...
Jay Leno
Public speaking is a tremendous fear of mine. The Tonight Show, David Letterman. I would always do a few shots or take an anti-whatever, some prescription relaxation deal and go out there and just kind of just flow with it.
Charlie Sheen
So we`ve got one more song to play for you tonight...[crowd grumbles]...what, you know there`s an encore too. The encore is sort of like the condom in the pocket: everybody knows it`s there but nobody talks about it.
John Mayer
Every time I dress up to go somewhere, I say this is who I am: like, I feel like a Russian hooker tonight. A long time ago, I put on a Stella McCartney top with a huge amount of feathers, and I had really black eye makeup and stringy hair. My mom was like...
Naomi Watts
Looks like Darva `Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?` Conger will pose naked in `Playboy` Magazine. She says the photos will be tastefully done. And who else knows more about taste than a woman who marries a man she just met on Fox? (From "The Tonigh...
Jay Leno
Introverted maybe, but incredibly focused to do whatever it is that I want to do. If it`s to go running this morning or to drink tonight, it`s gonna be the whole bottle. I don`t sip. (about being shy)
Jon Bon Jovi
[upon receiving a particularly unremarkable award] When I first found out that I was going to win this award, I tried really hard - to care. And then I realized; we are all here tonight, because of a common love: me.
Steve Martin
[upon receiving the BAFTA award on October 7, 1989] I am first and always English, and I carry my country in my heart wherever I go. I`ve tried to honour her, and I have the funny feeling that perhaps tonight, in some way, I`ve managed to do just that.
Julie Andrews
To prepare for this role, I went into my backyard swimming pool and practiced walking on water. - Talking about The Passion of the Christ on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." (2004)
James Caviezel
One day in 1960 I was going through my collection of Al Jolson and Judy Garland records, and I played Al`s "Are You Lonesome Tonight". I said, "Daddy, come listen to this. I could make it a No. 1 song". He agreed and I called Don Costa in to do the arrang...
Connie Francis
I think American news is pretty tragic in general. I can`t tell the difference between "Entertainment Tonight" (1981) and the news. It`s all about ratings. They are trying to sum it all up pretty quickly and try to act as if they understand it.
Ryan Gosling
This is for all of you out there tonight, reaching for a dream - don`t ever give up! Never ever listen to anyone, when they try to discourage you, because they do that, believe me! (Madison Square Garden, 1995)
Mariah Carey
My favorite episode is `Teach Me Tonight,` the one with the car accident [Jess trashed the car Dean had remodeled for Rory.] Alexis and I were both so tired and laughing and goofing off and having fun, so it was funny for me to watch.
Milo Ventimiglia
President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous. (From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" (1992), March 9, 2001)
Jay Leno
[2005 Academy Awards acceptance speech for Best Director] Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. I`d like to thank my wife, who is my best pal down here. And my mother, who was here with me in 1993. She was only 84 then. But she`s here with me again t...
Clint Eastwood
[after winning the Golden Globe for best comedy series ]"This is a sad day for the Golden Globes. It is, however, quite a good day for Larry David. I suspect the wife will be a little forthcoming tonight."
Larry David
My own mother told me I didn`t have a shot in hell of winning tonight. [While accepting the Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for her role as "Isobel `Izzie` Stevens" on "Grey`s Anatomy" (2005), at The 59th Primetime Emmy Awa...
Katherine Heigl
Everyone had a nickname. Mine couldn`t be Jennifer "the boob" Tilly! (On her new poker career while on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno".)
Jennifer Tilly