Toilet Quotes
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Toilets Quotes
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
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When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
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We export films that are full of sleazy [penis] jokes and toilet humor - that`s why we`ve earned the affectionate nickname of the Great Satan. What`s seemingly benign, by our standards, is doing more damage to us around the world than anything I could eve...
Albert Brooks
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France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can`t tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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[on his fight scenes with the female T-X in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)] How many times do you get away with this - to take a woman, grab her upside down and bury her face in a toilet bowl? The thing is you can do it, because, in the end, I ...
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It`s just who I am. quoted in Woman`s World - 7-19-05
Hilary Swank
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[regarding his ten-day jail term after his arrest for cannabis possession at Tokyo`s Narita Airport, Jan. 6, 1980] "It was pretty rough. Just a thin mattress on the floor. I had to wash using water from the toilet cistern. I had to share a bath with a blo...
Paul McCartney
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Acting is invigorating. But I don`t analyze it too much. It`s like a dog smelling where it`s going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson
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When I arrived in Sydney, I spent 22 weeks in this $50-a-week place with just a bed, a cupboard and the toilet halfway down the corridor. For the first time my parents were some distance away. I did a lot of thinking and realized I appreciated what my fat...
Russell Crowe
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I was a person who couldn`t make divorce work. For me, there`s nothing lonelier than a turned-down toilet seat.
Bette Davis
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If you`re embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don`t forget the toilet paper.
Richard Branson
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SAT (exam) scores have gone right down the toilet. The parents are blaming the teachers, the teachers are blaming the parents and the psychs are putting everyone on drugs.
Tom Cruise
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I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don`t care about the films. I don`t care if they`re flushed down the toilet after I die.
Woody Allen
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
Source: brainyquote.com
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You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it`s some weird coloured embossed stuff.
Don Van Vliet
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Well, where do we get our paper? Where do we get our toilet paper? The best thing that you can do to help out is to be very conservative. Don`t waste a lot of paper.
Rebecca Jones
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Well, I`ve thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don`t know what I`d do.
Aaron Eckhart
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We gave away a $5,200 toilet. It`s just the most fantastic toilet you could ever imagine. It has an infrared signal. It has hoses and vacuums and all kinds of implements that attend to every possible need.
Michael Davies
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We gave away a $5,200 toilet. It`s just the most fantastic toilet you could ever imagine. It has an infrared signal. It has hoses and vacuums and all kinds of implements that attend to every possible need.
Michael Davies
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Unfortunately I had to leave my favorite paper supplier because their toilet paper costs went out of control.
Jennifer Smith
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The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
Macy Gray
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That Florida kid or that Georgia kid, I`d have them clean a toilet just as quick I would any other kid who doesn`t have a college home (next year),
Atonye Nyingifa
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On the last day of the Edgbaston Test, I made the ultimate sacrifice of leaving the room when Australia needed six to win. On the `going to the toilet in the pub to enable your team to score a goal` principle, I, personally, induced the England victory. M...
Peter Thompson
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Officer Rhodes has basically been flushed down the toilet.
Steven Cohen
Source: thinkexist.com
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Sterling
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
Patti Smith
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If I`m sitting on the toilet and I`m looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting.
Sharon Osbourne
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I wouldn`t make him a toilet cleaner in Parliament House, let alone Leader of the Opposition,
Ashton Oravetz III
