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• I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well,... Mitch Hedberg
  Author: Mitch Hedberg Quotes

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  Subject: Comedy Quotes :: Laziness Quotes :: Work Quotes

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• I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Joan Rivers
  Author: Joan Rivers Quotes

  Keywords: an :: and :: baby :: bath :: knew :: my :: radio :: saw :: that :: toaster :: toys :: unwanted :: was :: were :: when

  Subject: Funny Quotes

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• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. Clint Eastwood
  Author: Clint Eastwood Quotes

  Keywords: buy :: guarantee :: if :: toaster :: want :: you

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• I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month. Dean Koontz
  Author: Dean Koontz Quotes

  Keywords: 23 :: and :: avoided :: becoming :: by :: every :: for :: have :: having :: in :: little :: lying :: minutes :: month :: myself :: on :: once :: oven :: plate :: putting :: refreshed :: stale :: the :: toaster :: water

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