Shit Quotes
Word Lists
See also Core English Vocabulary (S) List-
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don`t have to actually eat it to know it`s shit.
Seth Eisenberg
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If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don`t have to actually eat it to know it`s shit.
Seth Eisenberg
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If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don`t have to actually eat it to know it`s shit.
Seth Eisenberg
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If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don`t have to actually eat it to know it`s shit.
Seth Eisenberg
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Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Can`t nobody fly with all that shit. Wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.
Toni Morrison
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Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Can`t nobody fly with all that shit. Wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.
Toni Morrison
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Be yourself, don`t take anyone`s shit, and never let them take you alive.
Gerard Way
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well,...
Mitch Hedberg
Keywords: add :: all :: and :: appliance :: appliances :: as :: blender :: do :: does :: er :: for :: fresh :: freshe :: get :: hey :: institute :: is :: it :: job :: keeps :: kitchen :: names :: naming :: refrigerator :: say :: shit :: someone :: that :: the :: to :: toaster :: wanna :: want :: well :: what :: who :: work :: youSource: thinkexist.com
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well,...
Mitch Hedberg
Keywords: add :: all :: and :: appliance :: appliances :: as :: blender :: do :: does :: er :: for :: fresh :: freshe :: get :: hey :: institute :: is :: it :: job :: keeps :: kitchen :: names :: naming :: refrigerator :: say :: shit :: someone :: that :: the :: to :: toaster :: wanna :: want :: well :: what :: who :: work :: youSource: thinkexist.com
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Last week I helped my friend stay put. It`s a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.
Mitch Hedberg
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we`ll take that shit too.
Chris Rock
Keywords: 20 :: 90 :: and :: as :: baseball :: basketball :: black :: dominate :: final :: football :: four :: golf :: heated :: hockey :: in :: ll :: make :: of :: own :: people :: population :: rink :: shit :: soon :: sports :: states :: take :: tennis :: that :: the :: they :: this :: too :: united :: weSubject: African American Quotes :: Sports QuotesSource: thinkexist.com
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we`ll take that shit too.
Chris Rock
Keywords: 20 :: 90 :: and :: as :: baseball :: basketball :: black :: dominate :: final :: football :: four :: golf :: heated :: hockey :: in :: ll :: make :: of :: own :: people :: population :: rink :: shit :: soon :: sports :: states :: take :: tennis :: that :: the :: they :: this :: too :: united :: weSubject: African American Quotes :: Sports QuotesSource: thinkexist.com
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I`m pretty slapstick in my life but nobody sees that. You get typecast. I`m from New York and I have a shit-detector that`s outspoken. I`m very streetwise and the producers detect that. So they get me on a movie and kill me. I go into their offices and I`...
Lance Henriksen
Keywords: and :: but :: detect :: detector :: from :: get :: go :: have :: in :: into :: kill :: life :: me :: movie :: my :: new :: nobody :: offices :: on :: outspoken :: pretty :: producers :: sees :: shit :: slapstick :: so :: streetwise :: sur :: that :: the :: their :: they :: typecast :: very :: york :: youSource: imdb.com
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They`ve been running Deer Hunter like crazy on Bravo. And here is the whole goddamned Congress singing `God Bless America` on the steps of the US Capitol. I said, `Holy shit, this is the ending of the movie.` (on The Deer Hunter (1978) in hindsight, post-...
Michael Cimino
Keywords: 11 :: 1978 :: america :: and :: been :: bless :: bravo :: capitol :: congress :: crazy :: deer :: ending :: god :: goddamned :: here :: hindsight :: holy :: hunter :: in :: is :: like :: london :: movie :: of :: on :: post :: running :: said :: shit :: singing :: steps :: the :: they :: this :: us :: ve :: wholeSource: imdb.com
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They`re very harsh critics and they`ve often said to me: "That was shit, you were crap`, but this is the first time [after he saw her as "Amy Foster" on Swept from the Sea (1997)] my father said to me: `I think one day you`ll be a good actress"-- on her p...
Rachel Weisz
Keywords: 1997 :: actress :: after :: amy :: and :: as :: be :: but :: crap :: critics :: day :: father :: first :: foster :: from :: good :: harsh :: he :: her :: is :: ll :: me :: my :: often :: on :: one :: parents :: re :: said :: saw :: sea :: shit :: swept :: that :: the :: they :: think :: this :: time :: to :: ve :: very :: was :: were :: youSource: imdb.com
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We deal with money, cars, smog, pollution, and drugs. But being in the sky, they can fly and look at the world without dealing with our bullshit. Matter of fact, they shit on us. I really admire them. - on why he holds a dove in each hand on the back cove...
Nas
Keywords: 200 :: admire :: and :: at :: back :: being :: bullshit :: but :: can :: cars :: cover :: deal :: dealing :: dove :: drugs :: each :: fact :: fly :: hand :: he :: his :: holds :: in :: look :: matter :: money :: of :: on :: our :: pollution :: really :: shit :: sky :: smog :: the :: them :: they :: us :: we :: why :: with :: without :: worldSource: imdb.com
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Things haven`t been going great lately. For a while now people haven`t really been getting my movies. Certainly the box office hasn`t been up to speed. Sure, some of my recent stuff hasn`t been perfect, but neither has it been the shit that many have said...
John Carpenter
Keywords: been :: box :: but :: certainly :: crit :: for :: getting :: going :: great :: has :: hasn :: have :: haven :: it :: lately :: many :: movies :: my :: neither :: now :: of :: office :: people :: perfect :: really :: recent :: said :: shit :: some :: speed :: stuff :: sure :: that :: the :: things :: to :: up :: whileSource: imdb.com
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Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors.
Madonna Ciccone
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[on the stress of delivering a summer movie in an era when release dates are often set by studios before a script is finished] It`s like you`re a runner and they beat the shit out of you and break your legs right before you`re supposed to race, and then t...
Tim Burton
Keywords: an :: and :: are :: beat :: before :: break :: by :: dates :: delivering :: era :: finished :: in :: is :: it :: legs :: like :: movie :: of :: often :: on :: out :: race :: re :: release :: right :: runner :: script :: set :: shit :: stress :: studios :: summer :: supposed :: the :: then :: they :: to :: when :: you :: yourSource: imdb.com
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It was an honor to hear the words out of Dre`s mouth that he liked my shit. Growing up, I was one of the biggest fans of N.W.A, from putting on the sunglasses and looking in the mirror and lipsinking, to wanting to be Dr. Dre, to be Ice Cube. This is the ...
Eminem
Keywords: an :: and :: be :: biggest :: cube :: dr :: dre :: fans :: from :: growing :: he :: hear :: honor :: ice :: in :: is :: it :: liked :: lipsinking :: looking :: mirror :: mouth :: my :: of :: on :: one :: out :: putting :: shit :: sunglasses :: that :: the :: this :: to :: up :: wanting :: was :: wordsSource: imdb.com
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[speaking in 1988] "My life has taken off - my life, my career - everything. I can honestly say I`ve never been happier. I`m walking around thinking any minute now, 25 tons of horse-shit is going to fall on my head."
Bob Hoskins
Keywords: 1988 :: 25 :: any :: around :: been :: can :: career :: everything :: fall :: going :: happier :: has :: head :: honestly :: horse :: in :: is :: life :: minute :: my :: never :: now :: of :: off :: on :: say :: shit :: speaking :: taken :: thinking :: to :: tons :: ve :: walkingSource: imdb.com
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[what he says after a take, instead of "Cut!"] That`s enough of that shit.
Clint Eastwood
Source: imdb.com
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(On "Gridlock`d" co-star Tupac Shakur) "I found him to be incredibly talented. I used to call him "New Money" because he had a massive Bentley and a different model sat in the car each day, and he used to call me "Free Shit" because I always used to get l...
Tim Roth
Keywords: always :: and :: be :: because :: bentley :: call :: car :: co :: day :: different :: each :: found :: fre :: free :: get :: gridlock :: had :: he :: him :: in :: incredibly :: loads :: massive :: me :: model :: money :: new :: of :: on :: sat :: shakur :: shit :: star :: talented :: the :: to :: tupac :: usedSource: imdb.com
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Looking in the mirror. They say, when you`re high, you shouldn`t look in the mirror. And I did. And I saw myself deteriorating and I was like; You look terrible. You got to cut this shit out or you won`t make it." And I stopped. I rarely drink, I don`t sm...
Andre 3000
Keywords: and :: cut :: deteriorating :: did :: don :: drink :: got :: high :: in :: it :: like :: look :: looking :: make :: mirror :: my :: myself :: or :: out :: rarely :: re :: saw :: say :: shit :: shouldn :: smoke :: so :: stopped :: terrible :: the :: they :: this :: to :: was :: when :: won :: youSource: imdb.com
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You can get away with a lot of shit if it looks like it`s all you know how to do.
Henry Rollins
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After my first job, I got a real concept of what Hollywood is and what the work is about. Really, after the last two years, I`ve realized just how full of shit everyone is. So, I`m definitely not the newest kid on the block, but I tend to be the skeptical...
Johnny Whitworth
Keywords: about :: after :: and :: be :: block :: but :: concept :: definitely :: everyone :: first :: full :: got :: hollywood :: how :: is :: jo :: job :: just :: kid :: last :: my :: newest :: not :: of :: on :: one :: real :: realized :: really :: shit :: skeptical :: so :: tend :: the :: to :: two :: ve :: what :: work :: yearsSource: imdb.com
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On his contribution to "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" (1999): "I bring a lot of shit to the show. I`m the only person on the show probably anybody under 20 knows who they are. I bring black people and ethnic people. I bring an edge to the show, becau...
Ice-T
Keywords: 1999 :: 20 :: an :: and :: any :: anybody :: are :: at :: because :: black :: bring :: contribution :: edge :: ethnic :: his :: knows :: law :: lot :: of :: on :: only :: order :: people :: person :: probably :: shit :: show :: special :: the :: they :: to :: under :: unit :: victims :: whoSource: imdb.com
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It`s a way to exteriorize all my shit. To scream and cry and laugh on-screen, it`s almost like black magic. You can do anything. I`m a dreamer, so that`s a good job for me. Onstage is the only place I can fully express myself.
Eva Green
Keywords: all :: almost :: and :: anything :: black :: can :: cry :: do :: dreamer :: express :: exteriorize :: for :: fully :: good :: is :: it :: job :: laugh :: like :: magic :: me :: my :: myself :: on :: only :: onstage :: place :: scream :: screen :: shit :: so :: that :: the :: to :: way :: youSource: imdb.com
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[describing to David Letterman her eccentric family`s devotion to their patriarch`s invention of the Delany flush valve] My grandfather used to say, "It may be shit to you, but it`s our bread and butter."
Dana Delany
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Hollywood is on what they call a shit-tide, meaning a tide where stuff comes in and goes out very quickly. People come in, get a part in something, get in a magazine, then they go away and you never hear of them again. The sun shines, the level of paranoi...
Richard E. Grant
Keywords: again :: and :: away :: bo :: call :: come :: comes :: get :: go :: goes :: hear :: hollywood :: in :: is :: level :: magazine :: meaning :: never :: of :: on :: out :: paranoia :: part :: people :: quickly :: shines :: shit :: something :: stuff :: sun :: the :: them :: then :: they :: tide :: very :: what :: where :: youSource: imdb.com
