The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Dave Barry
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don`t even exist yet
Dave Barry
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an
Ogden Nash
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It`s not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That`s just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick ...
Ernest Borgnine
Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, `Oh, I wish I did that!` I don`t think I`ve had a facial since I was 19. When I shave my legs, I use my child`s shampoo and a razor - if I can find one. If I did everything they ...
Kate Beckinsale
[On growing up in a single-parent household]: "No one ever taught me how to shave; no one ever sat down to watch a Braves game with me. I paid for Yale myself, I lived by myself, I taught myself how to play the guitar. I did this all on my own."
Kip Pardue
I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and look like a boy. Then, when I was 21, I was offered this part in a movie where I was supposed to be really sexy [Michael Radford`s B. Monkey (1998)]. I...
Asia Argento
[On having to shave his head for the role of Darth Maul] "At first, I lost my confidence a little. I`m used to having my hair, but now you have this bald thing on top. Then I got into it. It was easy and free; I didn`t have to wash my hair. I just took a ...
Ray Park
It was a bold interpretation, I didn`t shave my head. - on his first acting role, which was Daddy Warbucks in a 5th grade production of `Annie`.
John Krasinski
You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what`s in ...
Lawrence Kasdan
You can`t lose by adding a bath, ... If you`re remodeling, his and her dressing rooms, even his and her bathrooms, are big. Then the husband can shave and the wife can fix her hair without the shower steam. If money`s tight, just replacing the water fix...
Mary Johnson
We were able to shave costs, including $50,000 on a blinking traffic light, and there are impact fees in place for any other developments.
Arturo Wanderlingh
The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper, while I shave and bathe and dress.
C.S. Forester
I was really excited to get to shave my head - it`s something I`d wanted to do for a while and now I had a good excuse. It was nice to shed that level of vanity.
Natalie Portman
I was going to shave it. It went in two parts. I got a bob first but it kept falling all over my face. Then it was off, short. The main reason it was long was because my mother cut it short when I was little and I was trying to make up for that.
Cathy Freeman
But it`s not just about the number of blades, ... It`s how closely they are positioned together, the flexible comfort guard. All the technology combines to make a great shave.
Peter Hoffman
A ll my friends said that if I was going to do it `Forrest Gump` style, I had to do it forrest gump style. And that meant I couldn`t shave. So i had an idea that I`d be a little bit shaggy when I was done.
Arthur Donato
[SDSU Extension dairy specialist Alvaro Garcia said crude oil prices spiked above $70 per barrel earlier this month and then dropped to $66, which could lead some producers to try to shave fuel costs in ways that might hurt their operations. The hurricane...
Anna Madorsky
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Dave Barry
