These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
(about the song "Help!") I was eating and drinking like a pig, and I was fat as a pig, dissatisfied with myself, and subconsciously I was crying for help. It was my fat Elvis period.
John Lennon
(about the song "Help!") I was eating and drinking like a pig, and I was fat as a pig, dissatisfied with myself, and subconsciously I was crying for help. It was my fat Elvis period.
John Lennon
A historic operation occurred over in Boston. Doctors successfully transplanted tissue from a pig`s brain to a man`s brain -- and the man`s brain did not reject it. That pretty much confirms what women have been saying about men. (From _"Tonight Show with...
Jay Leno
[On Womens Rights]: The tried it the wrong way. You can`t expect anyone to take you seriously if you burn your undies and tell me I`m a pig. That`s why it failed. Too many ugly broads telling me that they don`t want to sleep with me. Who wanted you anyway...
Ernest Borgnine
In Hoboken, when I was a kid, I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a "dirty little pig," there was only one thing to do: break his head. When I got older, I realized you shouldn`t do it [get even] that way. I realized you`ve got...
Frank Sinatra
He was a pretty cute kid, when it came to convincing a girl that what she really wanted was to stay home and to scrub floors. He didn`t know that he was a male chauvinist pig, but he was! (On her marriage to Bing Crosby)
Kathryn Grant
[Discussing Oliver Stone] I think that his basic pig nature keeps him from doing the best of what he ought to do. And it keeps him from being someone I want to run into.
Sean Penn
When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig is obscene.
Allan Asher
When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig is obscene.
Allan Asher
To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it`s actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.
Mario Batali
If the owners are playing a high-stakes game of chicken, they`d be better off playing it with anybody else in the world besides hockey players. Because of all sports, we`re probably the most stubborn, pig-headed players.
Scott Walker
I took anatomy classes. I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists. I did the whole thing before using myself as a human guinea pig.
Marilu Henner
I never know what I`m going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Security. This is one of my pig ongoing projects. How unprepared we are for a terrorist attack.
Sally Quinn
I know what it`s like to be bullied. During the first couple of years of high school, I got a bit of bother... Because my nose sort of slants up a little bit lads at school would call me a `Pig` and oink at me.
Nikki Sanderson
I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three times a week. It`s so good.
Jennifer Hewitt
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
Robert Heinlein
