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• See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
  Author: Robin Williams Quotes

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• God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at once. Robin Williams
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• We export films that are full of sleazy [penis] jokes and toilet humor - that`s why we`ve earned the affectionate nickname of the Great Satan. What`s seemingly benign, by our standards, is doing more damage to us around the world than anything I could eve... Albert Brooks
  Author: Albert Brooks Quotes

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• See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
  Author: Robin Williams Quotes

  Keywords: and :: at :: blood :: brain :: enough :: gives :: god :: is :: men :: one :: only :: penis :: problem :: run :: see :: that :: the :: time :: to

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• Having it in your pants is really different. Because all your focus goes there. It`s like this thing, dangling, which takes all of your attention. It`s no wonder that it`s all they think about. [on the prosthetic penis she wore for her role as a man under... Felicity Huffman
  Author: Felicity Huffman Quotes

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• On what was it like in the Clown suit while filming Spawn (1997): "Like a penis wearing a condom". John Leguizamo
  Author: John Leguizamo Quotes

  Keywords: 1997 :: clown :: condom :: filming :: in :: it :: like :: on :: penis :: spawn :: suit :: the :: was :: wearing :: what :: while

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• There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody. Alex Acker
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  Keywords: actually :: all :: are :: be :: everybody :: few :: jobs :: open :: or :: other :: penis :: require :: should :: that :: there :: to :: vagina :: very

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• Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a symbolic penis. Andrea Dworkin
  Author: Andrea Dworkin Quotes

  Keywords: beauty :: body :: born :: from :: genre :: head :: her :: of :: penis :: poetry :: purest :: severed :: sword :: symbolic :: the :: truncated :: was :: with :: woman

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• Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles? Bani Dugal
  Author: Bani Dugal Quotes

  Keywords: actually :: did :: he :: or :: penis :: testicles :: touch :: your

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• See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
  Author: Robin Williams Quotes

  Keywords: and :: at :: blood :: brain :: enough :: gives :: god :: is :: men :: one :: only :: penis :: problem :: run :: see :: that :: the :: time :: to

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