For my confirmation, I didn`t get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift.
Wernher von Braun
The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
Theodore Roosevelt
I`m really short and because regular pants don`t fit me right I always get to wear my own clothes on my shows like Undeclared and Dawsons Creek.
Josh is so funny. He was such a practical joker on the set. He used to moon us a lot. I mean he still does....
Monica Keena
I always forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt.
Will Ferrell
I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants, head scarves, and sunglasses.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
Jenna Jameson
I`ve always wanted to be tall. In high school I`d wear longer pants and platform shoes. I have to wear heels so people don`t see how short I am.
Alison Lohman
I`m a very free spirit; there are two sides to me, completely. If I could take you into my closet, you`d go, `Yep, you`re right.` It`s split right down the middle. I have just as many sweatshirts as I have sweaters. I have just as many jeans as I have bla...
Tiffani Thiessen
(2004 quote) I once met Clint Eastwood, and it was remarkable. I studied him as I spoke to him. I looked down, and his pants were a little short -- they showed a bit too much of his socks. There was something so timid and shy and almost gawky about him in...
Dustin Hoffman
Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can find.
Veronica Lake
I always get billed as `Dita, internationally known fetish supermodel
I`m really a small town girl from Michigan who has a good laugh that being a fancy-pants stripper got me here!
Some people say what I do isn`t very liberating. I say it`s pretty l...
Dita Von Teese
I`m a dreamer. I`ve got this whole thing where I think I`m supposed to be a musician. I live by the seat of my pants, but I`d like to think that I`m also pretty sensible.
Paul Walker
I am messy. Not really really messy, but I`m not as neat as Tia. She`s so neat ! When I go in her closet she has all her pants in one place, her shirts in another, it`s all very tidy! Whereas I`m like `Whatever.` You look in my room and it looks neat enou...
Tamera Mowry
Having it in your pants is really different. Because all your focus goes there. It`s like this thing, dangling, which takes all of your attention. It`s no wonder that it`s all they think about. [on the prosthetic penis she wore for her role as a man under...
Felicity Huffman
You name a show business faux pas and it has happened to me - from pants with the zipper down on the red carpet to having hair that looked like I put my finger in a light socket. It`s kinda like that naturally so when it gets freaky looking, it gets reall...
Corbin Bleu
I ran around with a lump in my pants, chased all the girls. This is what I reflected on the screen. There wasn`t anything deeper or less deep than that.
Tony Curtis
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.
Kelli Jae Baeli
