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• Never get married in college; it`s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you`ve already made one mistake. Elbert Hubbard
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  Keywords: already :: college :: employer :: finds :: get :: hard :: if :: in :: it :: made :: married :: mistake :: never :: one :: prospective :: start :: to :: ve :: you

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• Why does a woman work ten years to change a man`s habits and then complain that he`s not the man she married? Barbra Streisand
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  Keywords: and :: change :: complain :: does :: habits :: he :: man :: married :: not :: she :: ten :: that :: the :: then :: to :: why :: woman :: work :: years

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• I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. Marie Corelli
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  Keywords: afternoon :: all :: and :: answer :: as :: at :: because :: cat :: comes :: dog :: every :: growls :: have :: home :: husband :: late :: married :: morning :: need :: never :: night :: no :: parrot :: pets :: purpose :: same :: swears :: that :: the :: there :: three :: was :: which

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• A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time. Jean Rostand
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  Keywords: are :: at :: both :: couple :: feel :: for :: married :: need :: partners :: quarrel :: same :: suited :: the :: time :: usually :: well :: when

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• All married women are not wives Japanese Proverb
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  Keywords: all :: are :: married :: not :: wives :: women

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• Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life will be happy Japanese Proverb
  Author: Japanese Proverb Quotes

  Keywords: and :: be :: beat :: day :: happy :: life :: married :: on :: the :: wedding :: wife :: will :: your

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• A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse Helen Rowland
  Author: Helen Rowland Quotes

  Keywords: an :: bachelor :: excuse :: for :: has :: have :: inspiration :: love :: making :: man :: married :: needs :: only :: to :: woman

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• Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. Zsa Zsa Gabor
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  Keywords: almost :: as :: because :: divorced :: do :: don :: getting :: is :: just :: love :: man :: married :: silly :: you

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• Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night. Paul Hornung
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  Keywords: get :: in :: know :: married :: meet :: might :: morning :: never :: night :: that :: the :: who :: you

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• I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. Lord Byron
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  Keywords: all :: as :: at :: each :: great :: had :: have :: hopes :: if :: lives :: love :: married :: much :: never :: other :: our :: shall :: that :: we

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• Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? Carrie P. Snow
  Author: Carrie P. Snow Quotes

  Keywords: and :: can :: get :: make :: man :: married :: miserable :: one :: single :: stay :: thousands :: when :: why

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• A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. Bill Lovejoy
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  Keywords: and :: be :: but :: fool :: he :: if :: is :: it :: know :: man :: married :: may :: not

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• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn`t they`d be married too. Bill Lovejoy
  Author: Bill Lovejoy Quotes

  Keywords: about :: bachelors :: be :: didn :: if :: know :: married :: men :: more :: than :: they :: too :: women

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• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn`t they`d be married too. Bill Lovejoy
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  Keywords: about :: bachelors :: be :: didn :: if :: know :: married :: men :: more :: than :: they :: too :: women

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• If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you`d have a hell of a lot of overlapping. Mignon McLaughlin
  Author: Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

  Keywords: and :: another :: any :: couple :: divorce :: for :: got :: have :: hell :: if :: list :: lot :: made :: married :: of :: overlapping :: reasons :: the :: their :: why :: you

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• If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn
  Author: Katharine Hepburn Quotes

  Keywords: admiration :: ahead :: criticism :: for :: get :: go :: if :: many :: married :: men :: of :: one :: sacrifice :: the :: to :: want :: you

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• No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
  Author: Benjamin Disraeli Quotes

  Keywords: at :: attendance :: commons :: he :: his :: house :: in :: is :: man :: married :: no :: of :: regular :: the :: until

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• When people get married because they think it`s a long-time love affair, they`ll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity. Joseph Campbell
  Author: Joseph Campbell Quotes

  Keywords: affair :: affairs :: all :: be :: because :: but :: disappointment :: divorced :: end :: get :: identity :: in :: is :: it :: ll :: long :: love :: marriage :: married :: of :: people :: recognition :: soon :: spiritual :: they :: think :: time :: very :: when

  Subject: Divorce Quotes

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• My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you`ll be happy; if not, you`ll become a philosopher. Socrates
  Author: Socrates Quotes

  Keywords: advice :: be :: become :: find :: get :: good :: happy :: if :: is :: ll :: married :: my :: not :: philosopher :: to :: wife :: you

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• I love being married. It`s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
  Author: Rita Rudner Quotes

  Keywords: annoy :: being :: find :: for :: great :: it :: life :: love :: married :: of :: one :: person :: rest :: so :: special :: that :: the :: to :: want :: you :: your

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• On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. Emma Goldman
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  Keywords: adjustment :: after :: be :: but :: case :: close :: couple :: does :: examination :: falling :: found :: hear :: in :: inevitable :: is :: it :: love :: marriage :: married :: mere :: miraculous :: occasions :: of :: on :: one :: rare :: that :: the :: to :: will

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• The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. Oscar Wilde
  Author: Oscar Wilde Quotes

  Keywords: anything :: grown :: happily :: has :: life :: like :: looks :: married :: of :: suspicious :: that :: the :: world

  Subject: Happiness Quotes :: Marriage Quotes :: Suspicion Quotes

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• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
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  Keywords: asked :: by :: for :: have :: judge :: jury :: married :: should :: was

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• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you`ll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. Ann Landers
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  Keywords: be :: cheats :: his :: if :: ll :: man :: married :: marry :: on :: to :: who :: wife :: you

  Subject: Cheating Quotes :: Marriage Quotes

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• It`s a funny thing that when a man hasn`t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost
  Author: Robert Frost Quotes

  Keywords: about :: and :: anything :: earth :: funny :: gets :: goes :: hasn :: he :: it :: man :: married :: off :: on :: that :: thing :: to :: when :: worry

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• A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he`s finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

  Keywords: finished :: has :: he :: in :: incomplete :: is :: love :: man :: married :: then :: until

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• Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

  Keywords: almost :: as :: because :: divorced :: do :: don :: getting :: is :: just :: love :: man :: married :: silly :: you

  Subject: Divorce Quotes :: Marriage Quotes

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• I`m married to the theater but my mistress is the films. Oskar Werner
  Author: Oskar Werner Quotes

  Keywords: but :: films :: is :: married :: mistress :: my :: the :: theater :: to

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• I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you`re not married and having children, it`s like your life is empty or you`re a communist meanie. Bill Maher
  Author: Bill Maher Quotes

  Keywords: and :: children :: communist :: conformity :: country :: empty :: for :: have :: having :: high :: if :: in :: is :: it :: life :: like :: married :: meanie :: not :: of :: or :: re :: resentment :: state :: the :: this :: you :: your

  Subject: Conformity Quotes

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• No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. Bill Lovejoy
  Author: Bill Lovejoy Quotes

  Keywords: drink :: genuinely :: happy :: has :: he :: if :: is :: man :: married :: no :: single :: than :: to :: used :: was :: when :: whisky :: worse

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